There’s A Sucker Born Every Minute
The Gum diet, the candle diet (something about appetite suppressant aromatherapy), the patch diet, the tea diet (where somehow Di got me to buy massive amounts of tea we never drank), the magnet diet, and the list goes on. All are crazy diets Di has tried at one time or another.
But have you ever heard of this one? I had a huge jar of Jolly Ranchers on my desk (you know… for the kids), and a teacher said, “Oh, are you doing the Jolly Rancher diet?” She said the football players at the high school, who want to fit the weight limits in wrestling, suck on the Jolly Ranchers and spit as often as they can. The spitting reduces water retention and generating saliva burns calories!
Well, apparently I was born yesterday, because I tried it. I gained two pounds and I think my tongue is peeling! This diet sucks!