All Posts by Suzie

It’s Just a Choice

I was in the grocery store before work, picking up a few completely unnecessary things for a Friday at an elementary school (Di might call these “office staples”) like donuts and bagels and bridge mix, etc. (cough), when to my ab.so.lute horror, I almost came face to face with my doctor at the self-checkout! Face to 30-pounds-fatter-but-supposedly-on Medifast face! […]

Continue reading

There’s A Sucker Born Every Minute

The Gum diet, the candle diet (something about appetite suppressant aromatherapy), the patch diet, the tea diet (where somehow Di got me to buy massive amounts of tea we never drank), the magnet diet, and the list goes on. All are crazy diets Di has tried at one time or another. But have you ever […]

Continue reading

I’m Pretty Upset About My Neck

They say that fat people look younger. And I think it just might be true! Now that I’m losing weight, I think I have an old neck! It’s very upsetting. I’m wondering if I’ll need to start wearing scarves or turtle necks or really chunky necklaces. But if I do, then you won’t be able […]

Continue reading

“Does This Make Me Look Fat?”

Di and I always kidded about going into a clothing store when we were at our fattest, and while in the dressing room, ask the sales lady to bring us a size 4 petite. Of course we never did, but it still gives us the giggles. It’d be a Candid Camera moment, that’s for sure. […]

Continue reading

Measuring Up

“23 inches,” I announced. I can’t believe my waist was only 23 inches. Even more amazing, I can’t believe I actually measured my waist in front of one of the most adorable boys ever (yes, Di, he really was adorable), and his even more adorable older sister. Looking back, I can’t help wonder why she […]

Continue reading